Conspiracy theorists, you better pack a lunch; this one's pretty far out there. This really does not fall under my area of key interests, but I just couldn't resist. After talking to Jordan Maxwell a time or two, his outlook on the court system and wordplay began to rub off on me. Jordan likes to talk about the Men in Black, but not the ones in the movies; that's just a conversation steppingstone for Jordan. This article is a light-hearted explanation of my understanding (thanks to Jordan Maxwell) of the real to life Men In Black. I say this is to be light-hearted because if you take all this too seriously, you could end up in a bell-tower somewhere, praying to Xenu that your rifle doesn't jam.

No, this isn't an article about the "black pope" (at least not directly). People who qualify as Men In Black are people whose official outfit is all black, like Judges and Priests (…both wear black robes; people stand when either of them enters the room…be it the congregation or the courtroom and jurors. In both a church and a courtroom, the judge/priest will be separated from the people by a little wood fence with a brass gate. Both look down upon the people from an elevated alter or bench…there are more similarities, but that is not the direction I’m going here), many times you will see in a college graduation ceremony, the graduates wear all black (by the way, when you graduate, you wear a [Masonic] square mortar board on top of your head…this is a dramatization of certain African tribes who strapped wood boards to their heads and wore them for years as their heads grew… thus flattening the tops of their heads. It is a symbol for a cut off point to your learning…it says, "My [occult/mystic] education goes to ‘this’ level and no higher", whereas the pope wears a huge hat, his knowledge into the occult and the goings on behind the scenes goes pretty deep. His huge hat says the same thing that a Navaho Chief’s huge headband of feathers says: "I’m into some really deep things that would blow your flat little mind, go back to your alcohol and amusement…pay no attention to me and my giant hat, you wouldn’t understand…that’s why you don’t have a hat like this, because it’s Over your head!"…or something like that.). I digress. Hitler was a man in all black as well…the "bad guy" always wears (a) black (cowboy hat).

Throughout antiquity, each planet was assigned a color…earth is the blue planet, Mars is red, Venus is green...Saturn is the black planet. All of the elders who worshiped Saturn wore black robes. They worshipped El, which was there word for Saturn. In Sumerian, Saturn was referred to as The Black Sun (an obvious reference to an eclipse, more on that in moment)…The Gestapo, wearing all black, was once called The Order of the Black Sun. The word Satan and the word Saturn have the same "DNA" so to speak. These men in black who worship this black planet are on the Dark side, with the all black Darth Vader. Darth Vader by the way was in the Empire Strikes Back…New York is the Empire State, it’s the hub of America, it is the State of the new world Empire. What would this Empire State be striking back against? How about Rome? Remember, England broke away from the old York or the old world order (Rome) and made a New York here in America.

So, before there was a place called Israel, there was that area of land that is today named Israel. The people who inhabited that land back then, are called "Canaanites". They were a member of a Semitic people inhabiting "Canaan" from late prehistoric times and who were conquered by the "Israelites" around 1000 B.C. So, no longer is it called Canaan, it is now Israel. The Canaanites had many deities and gods, but the main god was the planet Saturn. The word used in this Canaanite language for Saturn is EL. It has often been said (though, I don't particularly agree) that the word Israel is actually 3 words in one - Isis (the virgin mother of the Egyptian god Horus) Ra (The Egyptian sun god) and El, Saturn. Isis, Ra, and El…IsRaEl.

Superman's name is Kal El. Below (left) is an image of superman, turning back time and the his place of business, the Daily Planet (right)...what planet does it look like to you?

It should be obvious why an eclipse is such an event for those "in the know". An eclipse is (in part) symbolic of Saturn - as the moon blocks the sun, the moon becomes the black planet and the sun's glow around the moon will form the rings. Below is a combo of the eclipse and Saturn. See how the word Universal is wrapped around the earth, like a ring:

So, El was the name for the Saturn god, and later on El became the name for God, period. The priests who worshipped El were known as Elders, just like we have elders in the church today, and as I mentioned before, they wore black robes to worship their black planet just like the catholic priests wear today. The Elders of old are pictured dressed in all black, often with the ring of Saturn around their heads (halos); others (monks) shaved the ring of Saturn with their hair. If you were to be married in this church of El by an elder, the elder would place a ring of Saturn on the couple’s finger. How did you become an elder in this church of El? You become elected; once you become elected, you may consider yourself one of the Elite.

These elite men are elected because they have what it takes to keep things running. Two things that truly keep things "running" are electricity and money (or currency - current-sea). Consequently, we refer to electricity as a current; this is why we call money currency, because it is the cash flow of the elite that keeps things running. The court system is the conduit that holds it all together; directing the flow of the currency.

Tennis is played on a court; basketball is played on a court; a man will court a lady he is attracted to; but when you are in a lawsuit or in trouble, you go to a courtroom; the Judge (wearing all black) is the referee for this court. In this court, the referee or judge is sitting on a bench. The word "bench" is a Latin word for "bank"...I told you - the court controls the flow of the currency. The judge is the referee between you and the bank. Several hundred years ago when a days work meant sitting in the street, selling beads and chickens - or whatever merchandise one may have had; the product peddler sat on a bench and inside his little bench was his bank...it was where he kept his money. Consequently, all financial transactions took place at a bench…or a bank. So where do we find banks? We find banks on each side of a river… these riverbanks direct the flow of the rivers current. Well then... if I sue you for $1000.00, money is changing hands and the judge is sitting on the bench/bank to direct the flow of the currency.

It’s all about the money. If you are not in a lawsuit over money, and you are in a courtroom for a crime, you are still being charged for the crime. This is what happens everywhere when you buy something, e.g. a hammer…you are being charged for that hammer. If you do not have currency, you may opt to charge it. This is why people say ‘you will pay for what you did wrong’. Laws equal Commerce…its all a business and this is where the conspiracy theorists hit the turbo button - America is literally, according to International Maritime Law, a corporation…that’s right, America is a corporation and you are nothing more than a tiny gear (an employee, no matter what you do for a living) in a huge corporate machine called the United States of America. You even have a corporate name; it’s called your "straw man"…if your name is John Doe, then your corporate name is JOHN DOE – your name in all capital letters; the same way they write it on your birth certificate when you check in, and the same way that they write it on your tombstone when you check out.

This corporate name, combined with your serial number and proof of purchase (oops…I mean Social Security Number and birth certificate), makes you the property of a financial institution. If you don’t think this is true, look on your birth certificate and you will surely see the name or logo of a financial institution there. You are not your own property, this is why you are forced to have a first and last name along with a S.S. number; this is why you were forced into the (mind numbing) school system and churches as a child; and this is even why "they" can force you to wear a seatbelt in your own car, because they are protecting their property...you. You don’t even own your own car. Even if it’s paid off, you still only have a "Certificate of Title". So, where is the real title? You only have a certificate that says that there is a title.

Back in the days of the Wild West, people could take an argument to the streets and shoot it out. This was legal because every man was considered to be Sovereign…"kingly"…not a citizen (a citizen is merely a resident of a city). They were entitled, as kings, to defend their kingdom (their self) by declaring war on the other ‘king’. Things changed drastically after Lincoln was killed. Now, we’re all citizens, but some are 14th amendment citizens. This means that one is a citizen of the United States, but not really the 50 states collectively; essentially 14th amendment citizens are citizens of Washington DC and some surrounding areas - and surely they are governed by different laws than you and I. The 14th Amendment citizen is a de facto citizen, a "citizen of the United States" (corporate citizen of the District of Columbia, its territories, and federal enclaves per Article I, section 8, clause 17). Yes, this means that legally and officially (according to International Law) there are 2 United States. The US was set up as a corporation a few years back, and according to the laws that govern corporations; a corporation must have a President and a Vice President. Of course this makes every working person in the United States a franchisee of a huge corporate machine…officially! This is why, when we pay state taxes, we pay them to a "Franchise Board".

A lot of the information in this article was not fact checked further than Jordan Maxwell. There may be holes in this rant, but it does make for a unique look at politics and wordplay.